Friday, February 17, 2006

Valentine Riddle

What do you get when you cross a menstruating woman in the middle of a kitchen renovation with two boxes of chocolates from the Chocolate Fetish?

hint: the answer is NOT Terri Hatcher

6 comments:

Rio said...

Sure wish I had that chocolate...

ash said...

um, i'm stumped.

restless said...

Rio
I wish i still had them too. Now they are sitting on my tummy like a spare tire. i know this because just two days after Valentine's, my son's Kingergarten classmate gave me a big hug, looked at my tummy and exclaimed, "Ooo, you're going to have a baby!"

And they say chocolates are good for you:)

Ash, you are brave to even comment. Or maybe you're just being nice.Most men get all nervous and sweaty - and not in a desirable way - when conversation turns to the feamle "visitor".

Edgy Mama said...

O god, I'm bleeding too. Can you save some chocolates for me?

Rio said...

ditto

restless said...

Ladies, step slowly away from the chocolate and no one will get hurt.

Btw, another mom i know received the ultimate romance killer for a Valentine's gift: A vacuum. Woo Hoo. Of course, you know that i would love that gift with the condition that my DH was the only one to use it. It's terribly romantic then.