Thursday, March 23, 2006

Top 10 Reasons Not to have an Affair

1. might harm the kids
2. screw up your career (esp if you're a minister)
3. might catch an infectious disease
4. might get pregnant
5. can't fart at will any more
6. have to bathe everyday
7. have to shave legs and pits more often
8. would hate to break up Keith Urban and Nicole
9. could go against the grain of being a person of integrity
10. problem of where to hide all the new lingerie from hubby

(This list was generated by Restless Mama and Running Rio during the night of escape at Asheville Brew and View. We had to do something after Duke lost.)

6 comments:

Edgy Mama said...

Are you wanting to have an affair with Keith or Nicole?

Damn, sorry I missed this one!

restless said...

I can't speak for Rio but Nicole's really not my type. Too delicate.

Edgy Mama said...

so why the change, announced on my bloggie, from walker to restless? clarity? or increased restlessness?

Amy Rio-Anderson/Running Rio said...

Ditto - Nicole's too delicate. Now Amelie Mauresmo...

restless said...

EM
Yes, clarity! Seems more cohesive though i liked using Walker - a family name.

Rio - Amelie is too much braun (sp?) for me. Keith Urban falls right in the middle of the two, don't you think?

Amy Rio-Anderson/Running Rio said...

Yes, Keith is definitely my preference - but if I liked women - then you know Amelie's the one.